Q: What Is The Difference Between Sky And A Skirt?
A: The Sky Covers the Whole Universe And A Skirt Covers the Universal Hole.

Q: What Is The Similarity Between Girl And a cup of Tea?
A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed When Rising.

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in a Bath?
A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in a Bath has hole full of soap.

Q: What is a gynaecolgist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.