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Joke: A Pleasant Word
After 35 years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed.
With a tear in his eye, he says, "Annabelle, before I die, I have to tell you something.
The first year we were together, I caught pneumonia and almost died. You sat by my bed and nursed me back to health."
She nods her head solemnly as he continues. "And when I lost half my family in a car crash, you were by my side.
When our children grew up and left our home, you sat with me. And when I lost everything in the fire at the store, you were right by my side the whole time.
Annabelle, you've always been there through all the bad times."
"Yes, I have," says Annabelle.
"So before I die, I just want you to know: You're a fucking jinx!"
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